Prison Officers Mugs

Transport Cafe

'Yeah? -- Well, I didn't vote for YOU, either!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Airport Security.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Madoff and devil.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Freedom Book.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"I got probation."

'Are you free at the moment?'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

'Other than the fact that you were a trustee at the county jail, do you have any other character references?'

Prisoner Crossing