Prison Drama Enthusiast Pillows

'I was just getting used to handling large sums of money.'

"Man, how did they ever catch you?"

The room service stinks.

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'It's windy this morning.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

Identity theft. You?