Prison Drama Addict Pillows

'When I said there was a thin person inside me screaming to get out, I didn't mean it LITERALLY!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

The Kink and I

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Maid

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'It's windy this morning.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Nibelungen

"I should have warned you. My ex-boyfriend is very vindictive."

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'