
Election Promises,
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Election Promises,
"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."
'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
Prisoner still life painting.
"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
Trainset
"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."
Human Rights
Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell
"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"
A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle
'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'
Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.
Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!
Chasing Dreams
"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."
Changing the dream
Michael Cohen Attorney at Law
Developers vs Planners
'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'
Salvador Dali Memorial Playground
Folsom Prison - A Gated Community
Prisoners complaining during an inspection
'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'
Prisoner
'Life means Life' inconsistency
A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.
'I just read an article about a new office complex where they've managed to bring a sense of the countryside inside the building.'
Paths.
Castles in the air: Dreaming big.
'They're letting you out on parole. But I've spent the last two years digging an escape tunnel.'
Sunbathing in jail.
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