Prioriti-zoner T-Shirts

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Monday around 9PM.

Work Life Balance.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Death: 'Let it ring.'

Scales: Book & sausages.

Mindfulness

'Congratulations son! You've got into your first choice school.'

Playing a Warzone

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

"No, I'm not voting, are you kidding?! Right in the middle of fall sweeps?!! Forget about it!"

You are charged with having the wrong priorities....

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

War Tourism

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

'I did have a job once, sir, but I wanted to spend more time with my family.'