Printmaker Pillows

"Obviously your cane is too long."

Alberto Giacometti.

Where Indian ink came from.

James Gillray

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

The First Printed Bible

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Johannes Gutenberg

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Condensed Books.

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Home Business - Business Cards.