Printing Pillows

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Copycats

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Gutenberg invents the paper jam.

"This Gutenberg contraption is going to change everything."

'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'

'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

In-house printing.

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

Printers

'We found these spent cartridges at the scene Chief. Looks like it was Hewlett-Packard.'

A medieval printer screaming because his finger is caught in wooden printing press.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

"How many times. . . 3.6 is not 36, so make the point BOLD!"

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"Your printing press will spread knowledge throughout the world for 500 years - after that - pffft."

"Sorry sir, we only supply black ink..."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I thought it was time to clean my printer."

Pierre Bonnard.