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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Privacy Conference Security
Privacy - Surveillance
'More government surveillance!'
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."
"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."
"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."
Statue of Security
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Domestic Spying Drones
"I only told a few friends."
"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."
'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'
"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."
Hope and ______
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
Hidden Facebook Features
'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."
"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?
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