Print Journalist Pillows

"I get my news online...none of that fake stuff for me..."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Occu-Pie Mars

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."

British savings accounts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'How fast can you hype?'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

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