Prince Wannabes Gifts

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

EXPELLI-ANUS!

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

If Mary Poppins had drifted in Oz instead of Professor Marvel.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

Dress for the level to which you aspire.