Prince Wannabes Gifts

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

EXPELLI-ANUS!

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

In-law country

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

Dress for the level to which you aspire.