Prince Aspirant Prints

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

My Knight in shining Armour.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

'My ambition is to become minister of finance.'

Five year time...

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

'There may never come a prince to marry me... so what, a credit officer would be great as well!'

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'