Queen Bee Aspirant Prints

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Being the Queen is not such a glamorous job: Basically, I'm a baby-making machine...'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

Block block.

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

"She won the spelling bee."

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

"I'm not cut out to be a builder, I was born to fly and sing."

Five year time...

"Great, just my luck."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."