Prince Charming Wannabe Prints

"Oh, well. . . Guess I'll have to throw out the coffee I made for her, since I don't drink the stuff!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Seriously?"

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Serpent Instrument player

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Frog man

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'