Prince Charming Wannabe Prints

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Serpent Instrument player

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

Frog man

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel