Primitive Technology Explorer Mugs

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

The first car accident.

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"