Primitive Technology Lovers Mugs

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

Technological advances within the office.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

Antiques.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"The fax machine ate my homework."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

True, it's a fixer-upper.

Plug in Point.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Of course the school doesn't teach you the Fax of life, dear. How are they supposed to know that our FAX number is (555) 563-5555?'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.