Primitive Technology Explorer Prints

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

The first car accident.

Your Future Home.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"