Primitive Culture Mugs

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Primitive magician

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

The man who discovered smoke

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

Early art critic

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie?"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'It from my wife, Says 'our teepee on fire','

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Funky Facts: Australia

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.