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Tiny Visions

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

London map drawn from memory.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Do not pass.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

One Way/Two Ways.

Man standing at a railway station.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...