Prime Package Spotter Mugs

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Tiny Visions

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

London map drawn from memory.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Look! There's Santa!'

Do not pass.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Getting Closer

Road signs of Aging

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

One Way/Two Ways.

Accident

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Man standing at a railway station.

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near