Primal Living Mugs

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

'If you have any other concerns, talk to the boss - his cave is always open.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

Caveman Valentine,

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'What you need is hunting and gathering -- I mean, diet and exercise.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"They say he knows 37 ways to kill a man with a rock."

Cave man chiropractor.

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

'Wheel? Who needs a wheel! What we need is a COMB!'