Pride-taming Fisherman Pillows

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"We've lost the remote."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Zombies love ice fishing

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

No Fear.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"My wife and I are having a few close friends over for dinner on Saturday, Paulson. Don't you think that's nice?"

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

A Disgorger

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'Mustn't Grumble!'