Thoughtful Fisherman Pillows

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"You know very well what fish!"

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

Zombies love ice fishing

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

The Fisher