Contemplative Fishers Pillows

Buddha Fishing

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Catching flying fish!'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Thinker's drinker.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

The Fisher

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

Alternate Views of Life

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'