Prickly Pear Fan T-Shirts

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear...

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

Cats watch mice in a theatre

The Polygon family at home

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Angel Crash

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Cactus Man.

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

Intimacy.