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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

Fact or Fantasy: You Decide.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

British savings accounts

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"So much for password protected."

"Is this about your raise?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Have you seen my money?

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

'A day has got 24 hours. You're working here just 8 hours a day. That's why I cut down your salary by two thirds.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.