Price Prognosticators T-Shirts

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"It will be all your fault."

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

'Well they often get it wrong.'

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Beef Stew.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Wall Street Lights.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Cost of Terror.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

Dadonomics

2017 glass half full

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"