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'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Beef Stew.

Wall Street Lights.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

A self-filling prophecy.

Cost of Terror.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Dadonomics

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."