Price Parody Enthusiast Pillows

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"I'm letting you go because you're the lesser of 2 evils."