Price Parody Enthusiast Pillows

One medium coffee. Coming up. That'll be $9. For a coffee? It's a bargain. If you were to take an airline flight, they'd charge you $1 for the coffee and $250 for the ticket. So. I'd be flying somewhere! You're madman. I will not lose your luggage.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

Fearless Frog Part 7

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"