Power Parody Enthusiast Pillows

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

The Insiders

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

Schlock Holmes

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

"Thanks for reaching out."

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"