Price-optimist Pillows

'This is a real miracle drug. It costs the same this year as it did last year.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

To Stock Exchange

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Learning from economics

Do-over

Coronovirus dreams

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

World News for 2018