'...And I bet fatcats don't moan on about the price of birdseed.'
Price Contemplators Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for someone who thoughtfully considers every dollar? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt items designed to celebrate their financial prudence and creative spirit. Whether they love witty prints, clever mugs, or stylish accessories, you'll find unique options that resonate with their love of budget-conscious living. Show your appreciation for their careful planning with a gift that’s both fun and meaningful, making their daily routines a little more enjoyable.
"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"
US Dollar weakens.
'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'
Gas Prices
Mortgage up: 'Where?.'
"I give and I give but all they see is take."
Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.
"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."
Euro crisis
With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.
Coronavirus and family economy
"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."
'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'
Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'
Addiction: high gas prices.
Perhaps we should sell ours?
Thoughts from Lockdown
"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"
Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain
"The glass is half full�"
"I'm not sure about this one."
"...But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."
Really? A date with me is like a religious experience? How so? It reminds me of snake-handling.
Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..
Dairyman with frozen pump
'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'
'You could at least have waited until I put on my make-up!'
'Free with 20 liters, Debt Counselling'
Alcohol Related Crime.
Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...
Big Bump Gas.
Books: Inflation Explained
Price Contemplators Gifts Collection
Price Contemplators Mugs
Looking for more witty mugs that celebrate price contemplators? Dive into our collection of quirky, money-smart coffee cups.
Price Contemplators Pillows
Browse pillows that add a humorous touch to their home while celebrating their frugal charm.
Price Contemplators Prints
Check out prints that highlight the wit and wisdom of thoughtful spenders, ideal for decorating their space.
Price Contemplators T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to their clever sense of humor and love for budgeting in our fun collection.