Preventive Strategy Master Gifts

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

AIDS prevention

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

...Then, after the movie, my wife and I went in for some coffee...

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

Cheese robot-squad.

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"We baby proofed the house, and it's my fault for not baby proofing you, dear."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

A light after vaccination

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"