Pretzel Muncher Pillows

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'What are you eating now?'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Pretzel family.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"We can't be the only three."

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

Pretzel Smoke

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Pretzel?'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Matzos

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'