Pretend Planet Prints

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Pirate

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'I'm running away from home.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

Desperate Househusbands

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."