Planet Prankster Prints

'No, no, Professor - I said 'Show me URANUS!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The Adventures of God

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Cosmonaughty

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Wishing Well

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends