Planet Prankster Pillows

'No, no, Professor - I said 'Show me URANUS!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The Adventures of God

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Cosmonaughty

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Whoops!'

Wishing Well

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'