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"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

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'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

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Marcel Proust.

Ulysses S. Grant

Michael Moorcock

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

V S Naipaul

"What do you mean 'I'm not the father?!'"

Marcel Proust

"Surprise! I cashed in our 401K! We're going to Springsteen!"

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

Writers

"I'm awarding a million bucks for any school, park or high-IQ child named after me."

Kid's a prodigy.

The Year of the Strategist

'His is a sad story.'

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Alan Turing

"I was a big fan before you started making all that money."

'It certainly is crowded down here!'

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

'What do you mean this isn't covered by my house insurance?'

Mozart

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