Pressure Performer T-Shirts

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Danger Slow Sand.

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

"I understand he either gets a hit or gets shipped back to the minors."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'Parker does his best work under pressure.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In, out, shake it all about.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

George Michael

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."