Pressure Performer Mugs

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Danger Slow Sand.

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

"I understand he either gets a hit or gets shipped back to the minors."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'Parker does his best work under pressure.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In, out, shake it all about.

Orchestra conductor

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

1,572 Performances.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.