Press Release Wrangler Pillows

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

An expletive of editors

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Office Task Map

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'