Press Conference Buff Prints

'We've negotiated a contract in which my client agrees to always give it 104 percent.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Dollars Press Conference

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."