Press Authority Pillows

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

US Media

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

MI5 Press Office

Coming to a consensus.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

These remarks are completely off the record

The Hypocritic Oath

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

Man Wrapped In Film

Continental marshal

The killing of journalists

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."