Presidency Ponderer Pillows

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

We Used to Build Things

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"