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Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"