Presentation Ninja T-Shirts

The speech was almost interesting. People began to sit up and fake interest.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Blue sky thinking

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Trade Show Sherpas

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Presentation skills.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"