Present Selection Specialist Gifts

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Yummy Mummies

Good Luck!

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

Santa's Out Tray.

"I've downsized."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

". . . And you thought last month's sales figures just happened?"

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"And providing the graphics for my presentation is Jeff Keane, of 'Family Circus' fame."

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

'I said she might like it.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

The Little PowerPoint Presentation that Could.

Not another PowerPoint!

"It's been tested in a harem."