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'I said she might like it.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'