Prescription Procrastinator Pillows

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Studying and technology

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Easy chair exercise machines

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"How about fashionably never?"