Prescription Guru Pillows

'...I forgot to refill my ulcer prescription.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."