Preschool Nostalgia Pillows

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

baby sweetcorn...

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."