Preschool Nostalgia Prints

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

baby sweetcorn...

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."